msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

personofminorinterest:

@farewelltoshadowlands You had it coming

Also these guys are total nerds lol

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

disneyprincessglinda asked: olaf or stitch

everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

behold, vampire bait

thefrogman:

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

© jp